glenn00's 2007 Christmas Wonderland

Ah, so this is what you do in your spare time. Very nice! I especially like the driveway arches. Very original. I would be wary of any low-flying aircraft. This isn't an ode to the Griswolds. You ARE Clark W. Griswold! cheers big bro

wonderful job!

Son, you have completely outdone yourself-even better than last year! I'm proud of you! We will drive by tonight to see all of this. Love, Mom

Great job Sparky!

Hey there, we're emailing from Mars. Can you please turn those lights off, we're trying to get some sleep. Yeesh!

There are some beautiful stars out tonight. Whish I could see them. Thanks

We drove by at Roosevelt and County Farm Rd. The house looks GREAT!

OK - the arch in the driveway puts this over the top!

This is incredible!

Beautifully done but unless you have a windmill out back generating electricity you should expect Al Gore at any time.

Wow -- very impressive! You deserve a very merry Christmas!

I think we found the epicenter of global warming.

awesome display. Sparky would be proud

Dude, awesome lights! I totally have Christmas envy!! I live 15 minutes from you and just built an 8 foot tall propane powered Hanukah Menorah that shoots flames 6 feet into the air. My wife has no holiday spirit and won't let me display it out front. If

(continued from above). If you're interested, I can trailer the Menorah over to your place and we can put on a real show . You can post the crazy pics and get tons of votes. Email me: i n n o v a t o r A T g m a i l DOT c o m.

wowowowowowowow

worth the drive but remember to bring sunglasses

when thomas edison invented the light bulb he had no idea what he was getting you into

Behind every house with twenty thousand lights is one heck of a bright guy!

Drove up. Rolled window down. Singed eyebrows. Left smiling.

Watts Up Doc?

what the heck, i'll volt for you too

FROM ALL OF US AT COMED...WE LOVE YOU!!!

If deer get caught in the headlights...what fate awaits Rudolph and his crew this Christmas Eve?

neat

look there...just to the right and above the third reindeer on the blue strand...18 lights to the right...see it?...one of the bulbs is burnt out...get on it....now!

if i had a christmas light for every time my wife nagged me :-)

saw your house on the news and couldn't believe my eyes

you were on the abc news

unbelievable they had the news crew at your place but the person they were interviewing wasn't you call the station and let them know

I thought it was your place. Who was that guy talking about how long it took him to put the lights up? the nerve of some people. i would call channel 7 and get them to correct the story.

saw you on the tube your famous now

i tivod the news and am watching it now again it definitely is the same house the guy being interviewed is old balding with glasses a little large with an acccent and says hes lived there for ten years

my husband paused the dvr. is your family name Wozjneski? it's clearly the same house. nice display.

we see telvison nice

GLORIOUS

looked great on tv with jerry taft and coming to see with the kids live tomorrow if the freezing rain stops

Shine Bright You Crazy Diamond

great job

for a man of your age I applaude your efforts in putting up these lights every year. jerry taft was right in stating that people like you keep the spirit in christmas. cheers.

Can you believe the number of cars that drove through the neighborhood last night? Shows you the power of the press, eh?

"Come on baby light my driveway"...Jim Morrisson, The Doors

did you see the house on the news last night? was that your father-in-law? he was funny!

This is your house....This is your house on Christmas...Just Say No To Christmas Spirits.

simply the best in the midwest

So then, if it only takes one light to bake a cake in a Betty Crocker Easy To Bake Oven, how many gingerbread men could you churn out every night?

Cool site. Looks like I wasn't the only one watching the news last night. After looking at all the other homes I have to agree with Jerry.

jerry's opening was classic. if I remember correctly it went like "from bethlehem to bulbs. how? why? WOW!". glad he shared this website i'd never have known this existed. happy holidays!

You put the Chri back into Christmas

This would make the Grinch Flinch :-0

Got a ticket for running a red light last night after driving the wife and kids to see your display. I tried to tell the cop that, after seeing your house, one single red light wasn't enough to catch my attention. He said he knew the house, laughed, and

(got cut off above)...AND told me to explain that to the judge. So much for christmas cheer, but it was well worth the experience.

In the beginning God said \\\"Let there be light\\\". Well that obviously wasn\\\'t enough of a miracle now, was it?

I love the smell of incandescent lights in the evening...it smells like...it smells like...Christmas!

Who counted?

Does the grass continue to grow under the lights?

did you have a traumatic childhood experience eith a Lite-Brite set?

Silent Night. Lights glowing bright. Transformers buzz. Circuit breakers pop. But that's ok 'cause our house is tops. Steep in envy, steeeeeep. Steep in envy, steep. Ho. Ho. Ho. Merry Christmas :-)

the energizer bunny did a double take...great job!

gogeous!

leave them up till june!

you can never have enough lights...time to do the inside of the house too

Vegas called...they want to put a casino in your basement

crystal lights (tm)

Who left the lights on? Who? Who?

Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

any way to string lights around the kids and power them with a battery in a lunchbox? i\'m thinking next halloween they could dress up as their house :-)

20,000 lights on a house, 20,000 lights, if one of them should happen to pop, 19,999 lights left on the house....

Santa does not need Rudolph to bring presents here!

Quite the display! Keep up the bright work!

Q: Why were the lights flickering? A: They were strung out! :-)

Jack Frost roasting over an open fire...Chestnuts nipping on your nose...Rudolph with his nose so bright...arrested for DUI tonight...

Saw your house on the Channel 7 news today with Jerry Taft...how surreal is that?

If Christmas lights are to a home what makeup is to a woman, then this surely is the Tammy Faye Baker of Christmas lights.

Suffering from Yuletide Over Illumination Syndrome? Ask your doctor if the yellow, green, and red blinking pills are right for you. Put the glow back in your cheeks where it belongs.

The Immaculate Illumination...yes the lights shine bright, without being plugged in...it's a miracle!

Conversation Overheard...\"if I told you once, I\'ve told you a thousand times, turn off the light in the bathroom!!!\"

Lay's Christmas Lights....Bet you just can't hang one.

Welcome to the Lighthouse

LOST...THREE WISE MEN...LAST SEEN STARING IN AWE ON KIMBALL...IF FOUND PLEASE GUIDE THEM TO MANGER...MY GUIDING LIGHT JUST CAN'T COMPETE...GOD

Scientists report a mass reverse migration of moths to the northern climes attracted by some irresistble unnatural light source.

Wrapping that many electrical wires around a house is bound to magnetize the inabitants. I bet if you were each floated in a pool, you would align to magnetic north.

bulb...bulb...bulb...bulb...bulb.bulb.bulb.bulb...peace on earth to all good men...bulb...bulb...bulb...bulb...bulb.bulb.bulb.bulb

BREAKTHROUGH INNOVATION...INSTALL A CLAPPER!!!

Rumor has it that this house continues to glow through August, long after the lights have been removed.

If you stand out front, and focus in on one light while rocking back and forth a little, you'll actually see a three dimensional image of Bethlehem. Cool!

Try looking at this house through a kaleidoscope while listening to Dark Side of the Moon and eating chocolate chip cookies dipped in chocolate milk...whoa...it's life altering 8-)

Over One Billion Watts Served

CHRISTMAS SMORES RECIPE...Assemble Graham Crackers, Marshmallow, and Chocolate...slowly drive by home on Kimball...turn...enjoy.

Electric Light Orchestra called...they want their stage back for the reunion tour.

DON'T MISS THE 2008 KIMBALL CHRISTMAS TOUR...14 TRACTOR TRAILER LOADS OF LIGHT AND SOUND EQUIPMENT...YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY USE THE EDGE...EDGE...EDGE!!!

Here Live The Illuminati

We do close the blinds at night . . . love the lights! Merry Christmas to our great neighbors!

This is one case where there is no possible way that the lights are brighter on the other side of the fence!!!

great design

You Glow Girl !!!

eww that's so tacky.

No wonder the sky is so dark...all the stars are on your house

Just drove by Bronners on our way to Toronto. Sharyl wouldn't pull over...she knew I'd buy you the Santa hanging off the roof display :-)

No loose bulbs here :-)

The Christmas Carollers came by last night, but the glare off the song sheets was rather blinding, so they just hummed.

20,000 Bulbs...$4,000 Electricity Bill...$1,200 Watching the neighbor\'s vinyl siding melt...PRICELESS

Six Bulbs Short of a Lighthouse

The Spirit of Christmas...Proudly Distilled and Served Here Daily

Neil Diamond loves this house so much, he's writing a ballad about it right now!!!

Keep it shining bright!

VO-LUMINOUS

Standing outside my home in Canada facing North I can see the northern lights. Turning slowly facing south I can see the Kimball lights. Your lights are brighter. Much!

Standing outside my home in Canada facing North I can see the northern lights. Turning slowly facing south I can see the Kimball lights. Your lights are brighter. Much!

Total DUI...Decorating Using Illumination

Report received that your house was featured on NBC 5 yesterday...woot...woot...all aboard the Christmas Train!!!

ABC 7...NBC 5...All go to show you that you're Number 1...keep up the great work!!!

Miracle On Kimball Street

if i had a million light bulbs, i'd buy you a house, a big christmas house with an emu that's cool, if i had a million lightbulbs, i'd be rich!

Greetings from the Great White North...we took a break from seal hunting to gather round the computer in the communal igloo and gawk in wonder at your lights!

By far the most famous house in Chicagoland!!!

Powered by the Spirit of Christmas

abso-lightly amazing!

As a nation, we are honored to have this house represent us in the International Christmas Olympics. Make America proud and Godspeed to you. GWB.

How did this all start? Where were his family and friends? Was everyone just too busy to organize an intervention? As his sponsor in Christmas Lighters Amonymous, the burden has now shifted to me.

UA481 this is O'Hare Control...maintain current altitude and hold pattern circling that house on Kimball...confrm when you have visual...Roger O'Hare Control this is UA481 holding two eight thousand looking for that house on HOLY SH*T

turn up the dimmer!

have a good light y'all!

Man, you livin the Miller High Light!

Question of the Day: When the two of you started dating, did the question of how many Christmas Lights come up?

How are you going to top this next year? We've got a call out to Oprah!

Santa's Jealous!!

If i was half as bright as this house i could have gotten into Harvard

Star light. Star bright. We know you're feeling inadequate tonight :-)

Got Elf?

Two Paws Up...Tika in Toronto

The Christmas Light Anthem Lyrics..."It's better to burn out, than to fade away, Christmas Day is here to stay"

this house better win

The Top Guns of Christmas Lights

home is where the bulb is

marvelous

great show

We HaVE aBDucTeD yOUr INflAtabLE SnOwMAn...TUrn oFf tHE LiGHtS oR wE PUncturE hiM

The only thing that shines brighter are the people inside...Merry Christmas!

Hey it's Santa here. I just had to tell you your home shines brightest. Even Rudolph agrees. After seeing your house last night, he now wants Luminosity Augmentation Surgery for Christmas. He's so self conscious.

Next year we'll be seeing you on Crazy X-Mas Lights on TLC...call the producers and get us your contact information. Congrats on winning Bronners and have a Merry Christmas.

Attention K-Mart Shoppers...Someone has stolen all of our Blue Lights!!

PUT THE MAS BACK INTO christMAS...A Mischievous Elf Production (mt)